Anonymous asked: Have you ever had any accidents with baleful teleportation?
As an apprentice, many!
Now? Never. I consider it to be one of the aspects of magic that I have come close to mastering. There is always more to learn, however.
Once as an apprentice, I teleported to the top floor of one of the towers instead of the bottom- Antonidas had me run down instead of teleport as punishment!
Anonymous asked: Where do those conjured foods come from?
There are many different theories, but nothing has been proven as of yet. One of the mages in Stormwind is studying it, I am led to believe.
I have heard many times though of someone’s food just disappearing. I, however, think that a silly excuse for a bedmate or a friend’s large stomach and small conscience.
Anonymous asked: My lady, no matter what happens to Theramore, don't be like Arthas after what he did to Stratholme
Why would I, citizen?
It would be Garrosh, if anyone, who will feel pain if he lays siege to my city.
kiango asked: remember that one time i went up to you and started SCREAMING at you about how you had located my Fossilized Raptor mount and were just SAVING IT FOR YOURSELF and how LONG I HAD BEEN FARMING IT and I said you STOLE IT yeah me too it was glorious.
Miss, I assure you, luck is simply not on your side. Archaeology is a study that takes precise work and many hours of “farming” as you called it.
And I, steal it? Why would I, when I can simply teleport?
Anonymous asked: would u have a threesome with arthas varian and thrall if nobody would ever know
This “anonymous” function is the darkest cesspool of the Internet.
Anonymous asked: Whats the worst nightmare you ever had?
The Emerald Nightmare was the worst. It lives up to its name, citizen.
I saved Arthas, but I lost myself. Which is worse? What has happened in the real world, or in the Nightmare where I took the burden of leading the Scourge upon myself?
I’ll never be sure.
I don’t wish to speak more of it.
Greetings, Milady. I hope my bow and my pets will serve you well during my stay in Theramore.
Thank you for your aid— there are too many enemies for any one woman to take care of, or even one city. And an adventurer willing to help can do much more than I, tied down as I am by political obligations. I hope you will feel welcome here- if you aren’t, please tell me so that I may have words with those who are unkind.
Anonymous asked: Hmm, Theramore. I have been looking forwards to visiting this beautiful place ever since reading about them in the libraries of Gilneas. The scene did not disappoint me, although, I suppose unsurprisingly, your people were... somewhat startled by my appearance. To see a living breathing worgen before them, their reaction is most understandable. However, I must ask you, Lady Jaina, what is your opinion on us Worgens? I do not want to be so imprudent as to visit places where we are... unwelcome.
You are welcome members of the Alliance, and I am glad to have Gilneas with us once more. The strength and resilience of your people is told to me often in stories I hear from other adventurers, though I don’t often see Worgen in Theramore.
openatmidnight asked: You're amazing, beautiful, charming, and smart. Fuck those who say otherwise. Did I mention that you're amazing, because you are.
You’re very sweet! Thank you, truly. It means much to me that you would think those things.
About me
I am Lady Jaina Proudmoore, ruler of Theramore. I'll gladly answer your questions, just send me an ask. Unless I really don't want the kids back in Theramore to see it... Then I might answer it between just us.
